New Outlet Gets Set To Scratch A Niche

Because there's never enough work out there, we're very excited to bring you the news about Women's Sports TV. If you've had your fill of testosterone-fuelled tests of machismo or if your life wouldn't be complete without working a NWFA game (that's National Women's Football Association), maybe this, uh, network (?) is for you.

Conveniently headquartered on Madison Av- Hang on... Where? Oh. Based in Madison, Tennessee, WSTV plans to show all women's sports, all the time.

The lady footballers from the NWFA will have plenty of company too. The following shows are coming soon, according to the official WSTV web site:

• HER SPORT AND FITNESS MAGAZINE WITH DAWNA STONE
• THE BIG "W" SHOW WITH ELISSA WALKER CAMPBELL
• THE FINISH LINE WITH CHRISTINE MADDELLA
• WOMEN'S GRIDIRON MAGAZINE SHOW
• WOMEN'S PRO RACQUETBALL TOUR
• THE NATIONAL WOMEN'S FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION
• TENNIS TIPS WITH TRISH FAULKNER
• CANADIAN WOMEN'S HOCKEY
• WOMEN'S FLAT TRACK DERBY (ROLLER DERBY)
• WOMEN'S FLAG FOOTBALL
• WOMEN'S LACROSSE
• WOMEN'S PRO RODEO ASSOCIATION

WSTV takes requests too! Not only can you submit show ideas, but if you have great game footage on DVD and want to show the world, they'll air it! Presumably the footage must be of women playing something.

Who's to say this won't work? Who's to say WSTV can't fill a few holes in your schedule?

Who knows?

One thing though. We'd give them a better chance of success if they correct the typos on their web site and add an apostrophe to the "womens" in their logo.

Good luck girls!

The Agony Of Defeat - But Not In Europe

Do you remember Vinko Bogataj, the Yugoslavian ski jumper whose 1970 crash adorned the Wide World Of Sports open as "the agony of defeat"? Of course you do, and nearly everyone you know does too. ABC took that unfortunate and unsightly moment and made it into something so much bigger than it actually was.



We Americans tend to do that: glorify the grotesque, the painful, the "agony of defeat" almost as much as we celebrate beauty, expressions of pure joy and victory.

Joe Theismann's broken leg? Barbaro's broken leg? Darryl Stingley? Mike Utley?

You get the point.

Everyday injuries during our games are first met with close-ups of an anguished face followed by numerous slow motion replays from every angle available. Maybe play an angle or two back at real speed. Back to slow-mo again. Out to another tight face shot.

That's the way we do it. And that's what our audience expects.



And who wouldn't want to give those guys everything they want?

Seriously though, coverage any other way would seem inadequate or incomplete, wouldn't it?

That's what makes Scott Macartney's crash in Kitzbuehel, Austria stand out. Macartney went down heavily last Saturday, on the last jump of the World Cup race. Unconscious upon impact, he slid down the remaining portion of the course followed by his helmet, while the crowd held its collective breath.

We know how we would have covered it.

Via Austria's ORF, here's how the world feed looked:


(Reuters reported that Macartney suffered no fractures, regained consciousness and began making jokes. He is expected to make a quick and full recovery.)

The Europeans showed no close-ups at all. In fact, the director often cut to wide shots. Replays were used sparingly and it seemed only for context not content.

We're not saying they're right and we're wrong. We're not saying we're right and they're wrong.

We're just saying our approaches to similar situations are very different.

Makes you think, doesn't it?

THIS Soccer May Actually Be The Next Big Thing

Maybe it's the result of a football hangover. Our football.

But we've just become aware of a show that could, repeat - COULD, help make that other football more popular here than a team of David Beckhams could ever hope to.

A freelancer emailed to to say:

It seems that something called Fox Soccer Channel, or FSC, carries nothing but soccer. Okay, I'm down with that. Don't know who watches the thing, but that's not the point.

According to their listings they show damn near every league in the world. There are always a bunch of Mexicans playing on this patch of dirt underneath the power lines near where I-610 crosses Route 59. The next time I drive by, I fully expect to see a FSC crew shooting the action.

Those guys better be union.

Anyway, each Monday this Fox Soccer Channel runs a game from the English Premier League. You know, the one with the Manchester Uniteds and such. But this game doesn't have any regular announcers. They get 2 guys to call the game, but they are fans - one for each team! And they say what they want and do what they want and scream and yell and tell each other to shut up and it's great! It actually makes me want to watch and see what will happen next. This could be what soccer needs to pick up fans all over the country.

Of course if soccer gets popular here we'd have to shoot more games and who wants to do that? Maybe Starbucks could be a sponsor and give the crew enough free coffee to stay awake during the games. But you gotta check this thing out!

I'm fixing to TiVo the show each Monday.

So with thanks to Awful Announcing, The Beautiful Game, and Footy Mania, here's an example:




Our thoughts: We've got a lot of these all-whatever channels. NFL, NBA, NHL, golf, 2 for college sports, etc. All of them rerun games. Over and over.

Maybe this could be an interesting idea for some of those re-airs. Or maybe this could put the SAP button to good use.

Of course, maybe the fannouncers would be too damn obnoxious to listen to. (I just copyrighted "fannouncer", so don't even think of using it without paying a licensing fee!)

Internet radio had channels with fans calling games off their TVs, but the leagues got all huffy about violations of the rules from those disclaimers we run every day. It would be entirely different if the leagues were doing it themselves, and reaping the publicity and profits as well.

Who knows? Soccer may catch on after all!

Survive The Lambeau Fields In Your Life

This may be the last post about the weather at the NFC Championship game.

It also may be the most important, especially if you have ever been under prepared when working shows in inclimate conditions.

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Snowless Show Still Secures Seriously Sensational Sum

Fox Sports Co-Chief Ed Goren's snow dance brought only negative temperatures to Green Bay. Regardless, the NFC Championship Game was a huge positive for Fox. Next up for Goren's tribe: yet another Boston - New York showdown.

Imagine what the ratings would have been if there had been snow last night in Green Bay.

Despite the lack of the white stuff, Fox's broadcast of the NFC Championship Game pulled a 26.3 rating and a 39 share last night. The average of 48.6 million viewers was the highest total for a non-Super Bowl broadcast since the 2004 series finale of "Friends."

During the 9:30 - 10:00 PM (EST) ratings period, Fox averaged a staggering 51.6 million viewers.

Both the game and the telecast were worthy of such numbers. The temperature at kick off was -1 degree and fell to -4 by the game's end, with windchill numbers another 20 degrees lower. You wouldn't know it judging by the camera work, though. Seasonal cold weather often makes a tactile task like running a camera difficult. Performing in Sunday's extreme conditions challenged not only each operator's skill, but their absolute will too: The will to remain standing motionless for four plus hours. Hell, just the will just to remain standing at all.

Try making fine adjustments with a focus knob when you can't feel your fingers. Try keeping a shot steady while shivering. It isn't easy and it isn't fun. Yet every aspect of the game was covered as if it were played in a dome, a testament to the crew -a crew who now have a few days to thaw before beginning their Super Bowl set up in Arizona, some 1,900 miles and almost as many degrees away.

Belichick Double Dips At AFC Championship

New England's genius head coach Brian Belichick, not satisfied with showing up the rest of the NFL, helps out the CBS crew as a utility moments after the Patriots defeated the San Diego Chargers 21- 12 in the AFC Championship Game.

Either that, or he was trying to avoid being strangled by a triax cable.

QUITE THE SNOW JOB IN ASPEN

With all the media coverage on the Fox & CBS crews' battle with the elements at today's conference championship games, the gang setting up for next week's X-Games in Aspen are feeling left out in the cold.

Literally and figuratively.

The 0 degrees in Green Bay would seem downright balmy to the X-Games crew.



This is no joke. People are running cables in these conditions!

Some other visuals:

Somebody's going to have fun with this triax. If they can chisel it out.

During strike, maybe they'll just cut the ends off and keep the connectors.

Power cables and snow. We wouldn't normally put these two things together, but somehow it works here.

Following their purchase of NCP this week, hopfully NEP has enough money left to replace the cables that won't be removed until spring thaw.